Robot Pony

by Dreadnought

The Truth

Augustine Washington crossed his arms and scowled down at little George. A distance behind the boy lay a fallen cherry tree with an ax firmly implanted into the stump. "Well son," he began, "is there something you want to tell me?"

The boy looked up into his stern father's eyes. Taking a deep breath, he confessed, "I cannot tell a lie. Applejack is best pony."

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Author's Note:

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Comments

[Steakthedog]

Huh?

[Dreadnought]

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If you're from America, there's a bunch of legends regarding our first President, George Washington. More information can be found here: https://www.mountvernon.org/george-washington/facts/myths/ten-misconceptions-about-washington/. Basically, the story goes, that George Washington was so honest that he "couldn't tell a lie" and admitted to chopping down his father's prize cherry tree. I'll try to do a more relatable chapter next.

[Steakthedog]

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Oh, THAT story.

okay.

[wertyui]

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got anything on his wooden teeth
(they weren't wooden, but were strangely made from hippopotamus ivory")