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Dreadnought


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Robot Chicken Pony is a series of random shorts revolving around everyone's favorite pastel-colored ponies. The only consistency is inconsistency and the only logic is chaos!
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That last one was mean! On the other hand, you just saved Equestria!

Normal don't like stories with such small chapters, but in the format of Robot Chicken style segments it works.

Now I know what you're thinking - Pinkie Pie can just throw up. Well, interesting fact - horses can't throw up. It's amazing what you'll learn on the History Channel.

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YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!! Let the carnage begin!!!!! :pinkiecrazy::flutterrage:
An army of Pinkie Pies. :rainbowderp:Um,Dark Lord you might want to run. I mean, i have researched Pinkie Pie's abilities and powers to the most extreme extent, and it took me 3 MONTHS to do it.

Nice Hamilton reference by the way. đź‘Ś

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Nice Hamilton reference by the way.

Thank you. I was hoping someone would pick up on it.:pinkiehappy:

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DWK would be proud.

The word "meter" doesn't have good meter in this song.

XD William Shatner...

Missed it by ** that much.

XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Throughout this whole chapter I was wondering why the tone did not match up with what I would usually expect from Robot Chicken. Then I get to the 4 paragraphs... :pinkiegasp:

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Not sure what you mean by "4 paragraphs". But Robot Chicken does a lot of Star Trek, and so does Robot Pony.

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Sorry, I meant to say the LAST 4 paragraphs in your Star Trek: Pony Contact chapter/segment. :derpytongue2: :twilightblush:
Yeah, that chapter seemed like a decently written Pony/Star Trek Contact Fic, and less like your other, shorter Robot Chicken-like Robot Pony sketches, until I read the last 4 paragraphs and then I understood why it was still Robot Pony.
All in all really funny! Great job! :rainbowlaugh:

How many are in the Chocoholics anonymous meeting then? Sorry to ask, just curious.

Regards,
Aaron.

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Hadn't really thought too much about it. It was just a joke. But probably a dozen or so.

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Now I can have fun filling out the rest of the CAs.

Regards,
Aaron.

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filling out the rest of the CAs

Writing a spinoff of this?

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No, just that me and a friend who read your stories and have quite a quirky sense of humour to get your wavelength, discuss your stories.

Plus, it would be fun to figure out who else is there.

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Well, let me know what you come up with. I'd be interested to know if your list matches mine.

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Funny you should mention a spin off or a story based upon it. In development.

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I look forward to reading it.

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Re: Cancellation

Too true mate, too true.

Thanks for the latest instalment.

Quick question.

What does rabbit taste like?

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Tastes like pork. We ate the meat, the kidneys, the heart and the eyeballs. Of course we were starving, evading in the woods and mountains. I lost seven pounds in four days.

Why is this story in the Bright Mac and Pear Butter group?

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Did you read the first couple of chapters?

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I haven't read the story yet. Also, wouldn't Robot Scootaloo be a better title?

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Hmm.... Are you saying Scootaloo is a chicken?

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.....I hate this chapter.

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That's why there's 42 other chapters to choose from! :raritywink:

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Still prevents me from giving a like.

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Aw.:fluttercry: But what if the other chapters are super amazing?:pinkiegasp: That means that you only disliked 2.32% of the anthology!:twilightangry2:

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Maybe you'll enjoy some of my other works - enough to give them a like.

Hi,

Are your "Things Not to Say to ..." inspired by Whose Line Is It Anyway? As they have that vibe.

Aaron.

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To a certain extent. I have an idea for a more WLIIA piece, but I haven't fleshed it out yet.

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good now do the princesses.....and maybe the background ponies and the dazzlings while your at it

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Hmm.... The Princesses. Now that's an interesting idea. I was focused on the Main 6, I could go on. But the dazzlings… I got nothing.

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......that's not funny.....that's not funny at all :applecry:

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You didn't catch the Star Wars reference?

Tbh i was terrified of the theme song when i was a kid and i never got over it, no joke the minute i heard the first few beats i ran O.O. but now that i'm older I've gotten over it and i find it funny then scary.:twilightsmile:

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That's a relief. :twilightsheepish: I didn't want to scare my readers. :scootangel: Or did I? :ajsmug:

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You sir are twisted. Brilliant.

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I can't wait to see your reaction to the later chapters.

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