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// College Lecture 
// Story: Robot Pony 
// by Dreadnought 
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Mostly graduate students, the class sat with uneasy excitement over the start of the new semester at Canterlot University.  They watched as the clocked ticked away to the appointed hour... 7:57... 7:58... 7:59....  At precisely eight o'clock the door swung open and a pink, fluffy pony entered and walked to the lectern.  She turned to the class, "Good morning everypony.  I'm Dr. Fluffle Puff, and welcome to Advance Topics in Quantum Mechanics."

A unicorn mare leaned over to the stallion next to her.  "I thought fluffy ponies were supposed to be stupid."

"Yeah they are.  Dr. Puff still doesn't believe there's convincing evidence to prove the Higgs boson."


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