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// Things not to say to Princess Celestia 
// Story: Robot Pony 
// by Dreadnought 
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Things no one should ever say to Princess Celestia:

"Sunbutt!!!"

"Princess of the Sun?  More like Princess of Cake!"

"You should go on a diet, because Damn!  You're fat!"

"How much do you weigh?"

"Did I just hear you say, 'Let them eat cake'?"

"Princess?  You've been on the throne for a thousand years and you're still a princess!?  You should have become Queen Celestia in that time!"

"Starswirl is still waiting for your late homework from a thousand years ago!"

"How come Twilight always has to save the day?"

"So, what is it you say you do around here?"

"You'll still never be as popular with the fandom as Twilight Sparkle."

"In my fanfiction, you're shipped with Queen Chrysalis."

"Did you even try to save your sister before banishing her to the moon?"

"You're a great actress."

"Equestria would be a better place if you abdicated and joined the theater."

"It's time for Equestria to become a republic."

"In my fanfiction, you're shipped with Discord."

"In my fanfiction, you're shipped with Daybreaker."

"How come all your guards are young, strapping stallions?"

"You can move the sun but you can't stop Tempest Shadow?"

"Your overconfidence is your weakness."

"You must be getting up there in years.  Have you ever thought about retiring?"

"You like to send the mane six on missions to save the day all the time.  Yet you've never sent them to Washington DC?"

"Everything is planned by you, isn't it?  You're manipulating everyone into what you want."

"All hail Nightmare Moon!"

"All hail Daybreaker!"


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