Robot Pony

by Dreadnought


The Unicorn

Berry Punch walked down the street of Ponyville, getting odd glances from the other ponies. Finally, she approached a familiar apple stand.

"Howdy, Berry Punch."

"Good morning, Applejack. I'd like a dozen apples please."

"Sure thin'."

Applejack filled a bag with a twelve red delicious apples and collected the payment. But throughout the whole encounter, she kept glancing at Berry with the same confusion as the other ponies.

Finally, Berry asked, "Is something a matter, Applejack?"

"Well... Ah... Ah didn't want to say nuthin'..."

"Go on," urged Berry Punch.

"Well, Ah thought ya were an earth pony. But this mornin' y'all have a horn. Is it an animation error?"

Smiling, she said, "No." Berry reached up and removed her horn, much to Applejack's amazement.

"What the-"

Berry unscrewed the cap at the base of the horn, and took a sip. She held the flask up, "Care for a pull? I should warn you, it's 90 proof."

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