//------------------------------// // Assassination Classroom // Story: Robot Pony // by Dreadnought //------------------------------// The children gathered outside the school. As is the case playing across the world, they loitered until it was time for class. Some talked about baseball or the latest sumo match. Others played their video game systems or chatted on the phone. A few others stared up at the moon, forever a crescent. Dong! Dong! Dong! The children all heeded the call of the school bell and quickly found their seats. The teacher stood before them, examining his morning class. After taking attendance, he said, "Today we will learn about explosives. If you will get out your books - " Bam! All heads turned to see a wholly-unexpected figure standing in the doorway. A dark blue unicorn with wings and in full battle armor glared at the teacher. Her eyes were on fire, and she drew forth two broadswords. "Korosensei!" she bellowed. "I have come to kill you!" A twisted smile formed on his face. "I do hope that is the case. None of these children have managed it so far." TV STATIC