Robot Pony

by Dreadnought

Things not to say to Applejack

Things never to say to Applejack:

"Apples suck!"

"Pears suck!"

"I don't want to go back to school. Can you teach me how to make those cupcakes that made everypony sick?"

"You sister is hot!"

"Your Granny is hot!"

"Orchord Blossom is hot!"

"Yeah, I just saw Apple Bloom. She's going skydiving."

"You're in my fanfiction. You're shipped with Trenderhoof."

"You're in my fanfiction. You're shipped with Prince Blueblood."

"Smarty Pants!"

"You know in Pinkie Tales: Raripunzel you're a dude?"

"All your episodes suck!"

TV Static

Comments

[DragonMaster]

"All your episodes suck!"

It’s actually rarity’s episodes that suck.

[Dreadnought]

9494628
As a diehard fan of Applejack, I have generally been rather disappointed with the episodes where she is the central character.

[Brian Sheil]

Anyone saying those things to Applejack are on their way to the hospital.

[Gundamfan]

9494694
I loved the super speedy cider squeezy 6000.

[wertyui]

9876909
of course, they go after the straight orange working-class mare, typical left-wing smear tactics (by that i mean pegasi who usually fly to the left)