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// Fastest Thing Alive 
// Story: Robot Pony 
// by Dreadnought 
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A deafening boom shook the command center.  Robotnik slammed his fist down.  "What was that!"

Snively rushed to the computer terminal and analyzed the situation.  "I'm pulling up our security footage now."

On the monitor a blue blur rocketed over Robotropolis, shaking buildings, rupturing pipes, and knocking out power for most of the city.  

Robotnik hissed, "The hedgehog."

"Actually Robotnik," snively hit a button on the keyboard.  The footage rewound and proceeded in a slow motion zoom.  Across the screen there streaked a blue pegasus.

"Snively, we have a new enemy.  More powerful and annoying than the hedgehog."

Meanwhile, back at Knothole:

The Freedom Fighters gathered around their newest member and cheered, "Rainbow!  Rainbow!  Rainbow!"  

From a distance, a certain blue hedgehog huffed, "Beginner's luck."


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