Robot Pony

by Dreadnought

Buyer Beware

The devastation at Mount Aris was complete. No one had been left alive. All the buildings had been destroyed. The fields and orchards had burned. What had happened?

The ponies were startled when a creature appeared before them.

"Hello," he said. "You look like you are in need of defense like the hippogriffs. Would you like to buy the most advanced weapons system ever devised: the Echo Papa 607?"

TV STATIC

Comments

[Dreadnought]

9570267
We carry a harpoon,
But there are no whales,
So we tell tall tales,
And sing our little tune.

[Spiritus Arcane]

Wonder how many people got this reference without clicking the link?

[wertyui]

"Once unleashed, the unit is invincible. The perfect killing system."
"Too perfect… you poor fools, your own creation destroyed you."
– The Peddler and Jean-Luc Picard