Knock! Knock!
Spike slowly made his way to the castle door, only stopping long enough to blow is dripping nose or cough. He finally swung the front door open.
"Hello!" waved the snowman. He stepped inside, not bothering to wait for Spike to invite him in.
"Ooh, a crocodile. What's your name?"
"I'm a dragon, and my name is Spike."
"Hi Spike, I'm Olaf. I'm not really sure where I am."
"This is Twilight's castle."
"Oh, that's good. Just one question, who's Twilight?"
"Twilight?"
"Yes," said the snowman, nodding his head.
"She's a Princess of Equestria."
"Equestria, that's funny. There's a bunch of horses running around outside."
"They're ponies."
"Ponies. We have those back in my homeland. But they don't talk. They're dumb."
"Okay," said Spike, still feeling like crap due to the flu. Just when he didn't think he could get any more miserable....
"So Spike, can you send me home?"
"I don't -" Something tickled his nose. Achoo!!!! Before him lay nothing but some sticks, a carrot, and a puddle of water.
Twilight sat at the table. "Spike, I told you, you're sick. You don't have to make me dinner."
Spike shrugged and pulled the cover off the plate.
"Ooh," began Twilight. "Roast carrot. My favorite."
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