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// Things Not To Say To Rarity 
// Story: Robot Pony 
// by Dreadnought 
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Things no one should ever say to Rarity:

"DRAMA QUEEN!!!"

"Stripes and polka dots are in this year."

"In my fanfic, you're shipped with Prince Blueblood."

"You looked much better in droopy drawers and a straw hat."

"So, what would you say you did in The Movie?"

"Sweetie Belle hates you."

"In my fanfic, you're shipped with Discord."

"Look at my new dress from Suri Polomare.  Isn't she the greatest designer ever!!!"

"If you're so into fashion, how come you always walk around naked?"

"I thought 'petty' was what you're all about, Rarity. With your 'petty' concerns about fashion. "

"Are you ever going to level with Spike?"

"You look fat."

"That dress makes you look fat."