Things no one should ever say to Princess Luna:
"If you and Celestia are such great sisters, how come you never compete together at the Sisterhooves Social?"
"In my fanfiction, you're shipped with Celestia."
"All hail Nightmare Moon!"
"Me? I'm Cobb. I'm here to do inception."
"Remember the Tantabus?"
"I can't hear you. Can you use the Royal Canterlot Voice?"
"All the children are afraid of you."
"Let me show you the true power of the Elements of Harmony."
"I bet you're scared of the dark."
"All hail Daybreaker!"
"Insomnia is great. It means you'll never get a chance to invade my dreams."
"You were in my dream last night. You weren't wearing anything as you laid in my bed. Then you - You know what? Forget I said that."
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