Thanksgiving 2023
0430 EST
Washington, DC
Seven figures slipped between the shadows. Quickly they darted across the street, huddling under a burnt-out streetlamp.
A car approached.
The seven figures dove behind a bush.
The car passed by.
The seven figures emerged again.
“So, are we ready to do this, y’all?”
“According to my calculations, we’ve got a ten-minute window to get in and get out.”
“On it!” The girl held up a gun, and a moment later a grappling hook shot over the wall. Quickly she began scurrying up.
“Pinkie, darling! This is not the plan.”
“She’s going all Leeroy Jenkins on us. So not cool.”
“Rarity, can you create a shield to raise us over this wall?”
“Of course, Sunset.”
A diamond-shaped shield appeared and the six remaining figures floated over the wall.
“Where is it?”
“Fluttershy! I found it! This calls for a party!”
The seven huddled around the cage.
“Applejack, according to my analysis, you should be able to break the steel.”
“Ah’ll give it a try.”
Wrenching steel filled the air.
“Well, Fluttershy, do we have mission success?”
Gobble-gobble. Gobble-gobble.
“Ooh, aren’t you just the most precious birds. We’re here to save you from becoming Thanksgiving dinner.”
0900 EST
Two men stared at the cage with a big hole.
“That’s great! That’s just great! The turkeys are gone. Now what’s President Biden supposed to pardon? It’s tradition that the President of the United States issues a Thanksgiving pardon!”
The other man scratched his head. “Well... maybe he can pardon Trump?”
TV STATIC
Stats
Page generated in 0.047 seconds
Total duration
649 users online
674,004 hits today, 1,960,719 yesterday
FIMFiction
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Follow & Support Us
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
11757101
Note sure I'm understanding your comment.
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (I know you were making a joke, but still, NO!)
11757293
You know, I thought that I'd get more flack from the pro-Trump supporters who would say that he hasn't done anything wrong.
11760133
I'm kinda surprised, too.
I finally had to Google "Leroy Jenkins." First off, it's normally spelled "Leeroy." Secondly, I learned it's a video game reference. It has become a pop culture term for somebody who runs into danger without a plan, or, according to dictionary.com, causes things to go wrong for everyone else. Ya dang kids and yer viddy games!
dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/leeroy-jenkins.jpeg
(Somewhere in the comments to another story, I found an image of Spike yelling "Leeroy Jenkins!" If I ever find it again, I'll post it here, or edit it into this comment. Unless somebody beats me to it.)
(I'm staying way the hell away from the Donald Trump thing.)
11788893
Thanks for the feedback. I made a quick edit to reflect your observation.
I never found the Spike gif, but I did find one with Twilight.
static.manebooru.art/img/2020/9/21/286828/large.gif
11813367
That's pretty good... story worthy.
11813380
Well, I thought I once found an animated Spike LJ gif! I just spent half an hour on Google, and found this tiny meme.
cdn-img.fimfiction.net/story/8xbh-1505927727-386143-full
It's the cover art to a story.
- MLP: FiM
- Adventure
- Comedy
stick to the plan! STICK TO THE PLAN!If you think you can write a chapter inspired by the Twilight gif, I'd love to read it.