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Robot Pony - Dreadnought
Robot Pony
written by Dreadnought
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- The Batsuit151 words
- Academy Awards330 words
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- Kindergarten189 words
- 007263 words
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- Fourth of July177 words
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- Pinkie Pie's Party Playlist342 words
- Lie Detector132 words
- Nope156 words
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- 202350 words
- Speaker of the House84 words
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- Madam Speaker600 words
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- Veterans Day229 words
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- LVIII262 words
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Pinkie Pie nervously shifted in her seat. Around her a dozen other ponies filled the conference room in Town Hall. Some talked, but many remained quiet. Finally, Bon Bon rose from her seat to address the assembled crowd. "Thank you for coming. Tonight we have a new member. Pinkie, would you like to speak?"
Pinkie hesitantly stood up and looked into the expectant faces of everypony. "H-Hello. I'm Pinkie Pie and I'm a... a...." She shook her head as she finally admitted, "I'm a chocoholic."
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- Wild Blue Yonder442 words
- Cancellation56 words
- Royal Wedding65 words
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- Oracle62 words
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- Apple Stand III12 words
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- To-Do List103 words
- The Announcement61 words
- Royal Succession60 words
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- Feeding Time33 words
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- Counting Down130 words
- Thanks for the Memories148 words
- Couch Gag108 words
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- The Tragedy of RainBow - Act III113 words
- The Tragedy of RainBow - Act IV695 words
- The Tragedy of RainBow - Act V480 words
- Game Show67 words
- The Cat Next Door122 words
- Turkey Day275 words
- The Big Game215 words
- Cold210 words
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- What I Want46 words
- Present!104 words
- Boxing Day!319 words
- New Year 202069 words
- Twelve Days of Hearth's Warming175 words
- Holiday Dish187 words
- Taking a Stand146 words
- Diplomatic Incident343 words
- Pi Day324 words
- The Last Great Race465 words
- What's in a Name?159 words
- Source170 words
- Easter 2020490 words
- Downton Abbey837 words
- A Little Friend76 words
- Lunch265 words
- Department of Defense377 words
- Movie Night113 words
- Fastest Thing Alive127 words
- Ancient Ponies179 words
- Sesame Street139 words
- New Blend406 words
- The Hulk342 words
- Danny Phantom Reboot232 words
- Inspiration344 words
- 4th of July!178 words
- The Unicorn158 words
- Political Prisoner104 words
- Slip119 words
- Crime Scene Investigation156 words
- Famous Equations23 words
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- Birthday Present!217 words
- History Lesson143 words
- Storming the Castle86 words
- VOTE!!!134 words
- Election 2020255 words
- Post Election Day47 words
- Thanksgiving 2020119 words
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- The Truth67 words
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- Aftermath125 words
- Retrospective179 words
- 2021!103 words
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- November 1st147 words
- G5533 words
- Making Right268 words
- The Silent Service193 words
- 101 Dalmatians103 words
- Thanksgiving 2021306 words
- Library Time89 words
- Extinction178 words
- New Student82 words
- New Student II87 words
- 2022!137 words
- Cutaway145 words
- Latest Business Offer194 words
- The Last Crusade - Alternate Ending167 words
- The Fall of Mount Aris123 words
- Ukraine203 words
- CHS Battle of the Bands45 words
- The Batsuit151 words
- Academy Awards330 words
- Celebrity Deathmatch579 words
- Last Supper67 words
- Dragonshy - Deleted Scene56 words
- Kindergarten189 words
- 007263 words
- Concert105 words
- The Last Crusade - Deleted Scene339 words
- Fourth of July177 words
- Big Brother350 words
- Disposing of the Incriminating Evidence245 words
- Pinkie Pie's Party Playlist342 words
- Lie Detector132 words
- Nope156 words
- Series Premiere (2021 Version)217 words
- Lesson Zero60 words
- Thanksgiving 2022176 words
- 202350 words
- Speaker of the House84 words
- Professional Help276 words
- Royal Coronation635 words
- Madam Speaker600 words
- Semper Fi153 words
- Veterans Day229 words
- Thanksgiving 2023254 words
- Battlestar Pegasus228 words
- New Year 2024446 words
- LVIII262 words
- Happy Birthday!325 words
- DST192 words
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How many are in the Chocoholics anonymous meeting then? Sorry to ask, just curious.
Regards,
Aaron.
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Hadn't really thought too much about it. It was just a joke. But probably a dozen or so.
Dreadnought
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Now I can have fun filling out the rest of the CAs.
Regards,
Aaron.
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Writing a spinoff of this?
Dreadnought
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No, just that me and a friend who read your stories and have quite a quirky sense of humour to get your wavelength, discuss your stories.
Plus, it would be fun to figure out who else is there.
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Well, let me know what you come up with. I'd be interested to know if your list matches mine.
Dreadnought
Chocoholic? Pinkie is a Sugaholic.
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I agree to that. It’s no wonder Pinkie Pie is full of energy. Sugar Rush!
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homer would fit well here
oh I'm addicted to a lot of things coke crack weed whisky uppers downers nitroglycerin masturbation and existence in general, but chocolate i JUST CANT LIVE WITHOUT!!!!