Robot Pony

by Dreadnought

Fugitive

Applejack raced to the end of the tunnel. Beyond was empty sky, with the massive dam spillway below.

"Hold it!" came a voice from behind.

Applejack spun in place and saw an irate pink pony blocking her escape.

"I didn't break a Pinkie Promise!" declared Applejack.

"I don't care!" responded Pinkie Pie. "You're coming with me!"

Applejack paused for a moment before leaping off the dam.

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Author's Note:

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Comments

[Drazhan]

AJ, do you really think leaping off a dam will save you? Pinkie will not stop.

Honestly, it's this or Sara Conner being chased by half T-800 at the end of first Terminator.

[Boltstrike58]

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I don't think a hydraulic press would stop Pinkie.

[Drazhan]

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I doubt it as well. Probably make this really mournful balloon deflating sound before poofing right back to normal like a sponge. Schrodinger's Pony. She simply exists.

[Kegworth]

I think I like the Simpsons version of that clip better.

[wertyui]

ow, my heiny