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Robot Pony - Dreadnought

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Things not to say to Twilight Sparkle

Things no one should ever say to Twilight Sparkle:

"Would you like to join me at the book-burning rally?"

"Worst. Princess. Ever."

"Smarty Pants."

"You screwed up your friends lives then became an alicorn. What gives?"

"You sound a lot like Tara Strong."

"Do you even pay Spike for his services?"

"Yeah. The Golden Oaks Library needed to go."

"So, when will Starlight take over as the star of the show?"

"If you're so smart, why aren't you in Mensa?"

"If you're so smart, why haven't you been on Jeopardy?"

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