Robot Pony

by Dreadnought

Turkey Day

Fluttershy cuddled in front of the television, watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade^TM from New York, New York. In her lap lay Angel, dozing quietly as she ran her hand down his back and massaged his head.

Knock! Knock!

Fluttershy looked quizzically at the door. Who would be coming this early in the morning? Her grandparents weren't coming until later for dinner. It couldn't be Sunset Shimmer; they weren't meeting up to work at the soup kitchen until late afternoon. And it couldn't be Rainbow Dash. Despite her brother's advances, Rainbow Dash was not his girlfriend nor did she want to be anywhere near him.

Carefully Fluttersy laid Angel on the floor next to her and she stood up, doing her best to not disturb the sleeping bunny. She approached the door and hesitantly turned the knob.

The door flew open, knocking her over. Before her she saw brown blurs and and a torrent of feathers. Slam! The door was now firmly shut and securely locked.

Fluttershy walked into the living room. Angel was now awake and quite perturbed. He was surrounded by dozens of turkeys, happily gobbling with and at each other.

"Hello?" squeaked Fluttershy.

A turkey looked directly at her. "Gobble."

"Uh - can I help you?"

"Gobble. Gobble gobble. Gobble gobble, gobble gobble gobble."

"Oh. You say you need a safe place to hid until after Thanksgiving?"

"Gobble."

"Well, you're more than welcome to stay here."

Angel began bouncing up and down, waving his arms. Reading his motions, suddenly her eyes went wide and her pupils shank to pinpricks. How was she going to explain what was cooking in the oven?

TV STATIC

Author's Note:

Happy Thaksgiving and go Bills!

Dreadnought

Comments

[JOEBLACK]

9965997
check the comment i was replying to. or remember the unbirthday (not the perverted version) party from Alice In Wonderland

[JOEBLACK]

9966228
i wasn't even joking. she never took the finals, hadn't attended a class in over a year when episode 1 occurred. hasn't attended a lecture in noone knows how long. she is a CSGU dropout. by Equestrian Law, any and all CSGU dropouts officially never went whether they drop out on their first day or the day of graduation. officially, she hasn't had an education since she hatched Spike. and Mayor Mare is under arrest for hiring an uneducated simpleton as the town librarian. or, at least she would be if Twilight hadn't been hired by Celestia.

[wertyui]

the turkeys have come home to roost and liberate and roost some more