Robot Pony

by Dreadnought

Sesame Street

Big Bird said, "Cookie Monster, we know today is your birthday, so Bert and his "friend" Ernie made a special present for you."

"Yeah," said Bert, "follow us into the kitchen."

"Me want cookie!"

The four entered the kitchen, only to find an empty platter with a few cookie crumbs.

"Me want cookie!"

"The cookies are gone!" exclaimed Big Bird.

"Me want cookie!"

Suddenly, a groan came from behind the counter. There, they found a pink pony laying on the floor, rubbing her expanded belly.

"What's going on?" asked Big Bird.

She looked up. "Me eat cookies!" She produced one final chocolate chip cookie. "Om nom nom nom!"

"Me want cookie!"

"Sorry," said Ernie, "we're all out."

With a wild maniac look, Cookie Monster grabbed Ernie and stared at him deep in the eyes. "ME. WANT. COOKIE!!!"

TV STATIC

Author's Note:

I come up with the strangest ideas sometimes.

Bummer on the SpaceX scrub today.

Dreadnought

Comments

[wertyui]

take note: don't deny cookie monster his chocolate chip sacrifices or furry little heads will roll