Robot Pony

by Dreadnought

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"Ah'm sure glad you could make it to the Appleloosa Fair, cousin," said Braeburn.

Applejack spared a glance at the fillies about them. Sweetie Belle had saddlebags loaded with souvenirs and gifts she had purchased. Scootaloo had a carrot dog on a stick in one hoof and a candy apple on a stick in another. Apple Bloom was lugging around a pony plushie almost as large as she was.

Applejack chuckled, "Eeyup."

Suddenly several ponies galloped by towards a big, growing crowd.

With a characteristic eyebrow raise, she said, "Brae, look after the fillies for a sec."

"Sure thing, cuz."

Applejack approached the mass of ponies, crowding around a stand. Slowly making her way to the front, she found two familiar ponies peddling their latest product.

"Yes, step right up folks for the greatest thing to ever come to Equestria!" said Flim.

"Why yes, dear brother, it's like nothing ever seen before!" responded Flam.

"It's the perfect investment!"

"It's safe and secure!"

"It's the wave of the future!"

"It's guaranteed to grow in value!"

"What is this amazing investment, Flam?"

"Why, you fine folks could be the first to invest in cryptocurrency!"

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[Boltstrike58]

"Why, you fine folks could be the first to invest in cryptocurrency!"

Oh, no, not them too.