Robot Pony

by Dreadnought

The Batsuit

"Anything else you can trouble me for?" asked Lucius Fox.

Bruce Wayne stated, "I need a new suit."

Fox smiled, "Yeah, three buttons is a little Ninety's Mister Wayne."

"I'm not talking fashion Mister Fox so much as function."

"We're a little busy in Applied Sciences, but I know someone who can help."

The next week...

Bruce Wayne stood with his jaw hanging wide open.

"Ooh," squealed the purple-haired teenage girl, "I knew you'd love it! You're speechless."

"What am I looking at Miss Rarity?" Bruce Wayne finally asked.

"I know, isn't it fabulous?" she said smiling at her latest creation.

"It's pink."

"Salmon, darling," Rarity explained.

"I wanted - "

"Yes, yes, I know. Black. But black is so drab and dreary. This is more fashionable."

"Black helps create fear in the hearts of criminals."

"And salmon with sequins and gems will create envy in the hearts of fashionistas!"

TV STATIC

Author's Note:

Just saw The Batman. It's pretty good. Couldn't come up with a tie-in for that movie yet, but hope you enjoy this The Dark Knight throwback.

Dreadnought