The men stood by, watching the cable come up the hole. It looped over a pulley and wound around the drum. Turn upon turn, the cable wrapped around the drum. Dozens upon dozens of feet of steel cable came up the hole. Finally, a dark object emerged.
The workers scrambled, carefully guiding the object from the Money Pit and setting it gently down on the ground. People swarmed around the object, with camera crews documenting every moment.
"Set back!" a man ordered. He carried a circular saw and began grinding away at the treasure chest.
Everyone stared with unblinking eyes as the saw cut away at the ancient lock. Thunk! The cut lock fell to the ground.
Everyone knew the most anticipated moment of their lives was at hand.
Carefully the man opened the top of the treasure chest.
Everyone held their breaths.
"We now know what the treasure of Oak Island is... the banned episodes of My Little Pony ."
Silence reigned.
"What!" someone yelled.
The man took out the DVDs. "We've got an episode where Pinkie Pie goes on a homicidal rage... one where Twilight gets Spike neutered... one where Fluttershy discovers her love of meat... one where Applejack tells Apple Bloom that she's her mother... one where Rarity makes a porno... one where Rainbow crashes and breaks her neck... and one where the ponies discover that they are really on a television show."
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An episode where Trixie accidentally kills someone while practicing spells so she and Starlight hide the body?
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Where trixe, starlight, and Maud have a threesome
The Equestria Girl special where Human!Sunset goes after Pony!Sunset for revenge for stealing her life and the rest of the Rainbooms get caught in the crossfire.
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You know, I really hope we get to see human Sunset - the original human Sunset. Maybe there'll be an EQG special about it.
Equestria Girls where the portal doesn't give them clothes
Alternate scene to "Matter of Principals" where Starlight kills Discord
Twilight going Super Saiyan when Tirek blows up the library
Alternate ending to "Horse Play" where Celestia actually does step down from the throne to become an actress but ends up in porn
... that's all the ideas I have right now but might come back with more later (love this series and want to do my part to help it continue )
9699327
You put that as a reply to my comment because?
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I'm hoping its not because Maud is the pony Trixie accidentally killed.
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It'd be a great way to end the EG side of things, go full circle and have Sunset and the Rainbooms help her human counterpart find friendship.
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I thought it was a good continuation of your comment
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No.
The episode where Luna goes Majora's Mask and drops the moon on Equestria.
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one where spike is arrested for sexting rartiy
(speaking of wich i once read a fic in wich he goes on a raping rampage and takes over Equestria as a tyrant)
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/15375/spikey-wikey