Robot Pony

by Dreadnought

Kindergarten

"Welcome. Welcome students," greeted the smiling lady. "I'm Ms. Baker, your kindergarten teacher."

"Good morning Ms. Baker," replied several of the students.

Noticing some of the apprehensive looks, she said, "I know this is your very first day of school, but do not worry. School will be fun and you'll like it very much." She pulled out a piece of paper. "Now, before we do anything else, I need to take attendance. When I call your name, please say 'Here.'" She referenced the sheet of paper. "Anna Adams."

"Here," chirped the little girl.

Ms. Baker smiled approvingly before continuing. "Thomas Andrews."

"Here! Here!" shouted the eager boy as he waved his arms for attention.

"Thank you, Thomas," she said, noting the child who likely had too much sugar in their diet.

"Megan Boxer."

"Here," replied the girl at a barely audible tone.

Ms. Baker did a double-take at the list. "Rainbow-Dash Clark?"

"Here!" said the little girl.

"Twilight-Sparkle Clark?"

"Here!" said the girl.

Ms. Baker examined the two little red-haired twins seated on the floor. She noted, "I see your parents were fans of My Little Pony."

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Comments

[Bigd2k]

How long did you have that cover art? I swear it wasn't there before.

[Dreadnought]

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I don't know exactly. I think I changed it around the New Year. I wanted something more pony-related than the previous cover art.

[Jphyper]

Sad thing is I wouldn't put it past some people to actually give those names to their children.

[Dreadnought]

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Elon Musk named his son "X Æ A-Xii". But if you're the richest person in the world, I guess you can do what you want.