Robot Pony

by Dreadnought

KFC

"I'll have a large bucket of fried chicken"

An angelic voice came across the intercom. "Eight, twelve, or sixteen piece?"

"Twelve - better make that extra crispy - a sixteen-piece bucket of grilled chicken, two colonel sandwiches, and a large Coke."

"I'm so sorry, but we only have Pepsi products."

"Okay, give me a large Pepsi."

"Please pull around to the first window."

The man pulled up to the window and exclaimed, "Fluttershy!"

"Yes?"

"What are you doing working at KFC?"

"Well, I needed a job since our show ended."

TV STATIC

Author's Note:

Surprisingly, I couldn't find prices for these products when I searched online.

Be sure to check back tomorrow for a special topical chapter of Robot Pony!

Dreadnought

Comments

[Spiritus Arcane]

Well that was better than the "Scootaloo is a chicken" joke I was expecting.

[Dreadnought]

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Ooh, that's an interesting idea. A tad dark for what I've been going for, but still it would have been funny. Perhaps the customer would have said something like, "There's some purple hair in my chicken!"

[Fox Boss]

Fun Fact, did you know KFC is the most popular franchise around Christmas in Japan?

[AaronLancs]

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Hi there, long time no post but getting back into the fanfics and hopefully back into writing. In regard to your comment, maybe this could be ripe for the Nightmare Night type special that you did.

Aaron.