"I'll have a large bucket of fried chicken"
An angelic voice came across the intercom. "Eight, twelve, or sixteen piece?"
"Twelve - better make that extra crispy - a sixteen-piece bucket of grilled chicken, two colonel sandwiches, and a large Coke."
"I'm so sorry, but we only have Pepsi products."
"Okay, give me a large Pepsi."
"Please pull around to the first window."
The man pulled up to the window and exclaimed, "Fluttershy!"
"Yes?"
"What are you doing working at KFC?"
"Well, I needed a job since our show ended."
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