"Didn't you hear? There was an apple blight, so there won't be any cider this year."
"In my fanfic, you're shipped with Zephyr Breeze."
"In my fanfic, you're shipped with Quibble Pants."
"Turtles suck."
"What are the 'Wonderbolts?'"
"Have a pie!"
"Chicken!"
"You're so not cool."
"So, are you secretly Scootaloo's mother?"
"Daring Do books suck!"
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