//------------------------------// // The Tragedy of RainBow - Act V // Story: Robot Pony // by Dreadnought //------------------------------// ACT V The Royal Castle of Canterlot RainBow Who disturbs me? Enter Spitfire Spitfire Me, my lord. I bring news. RainBow Yeah? Spitfire Ten thousand RainBow Geese? Spitfire Soldiers. The army of Applejack gather to the south. They intend to march on Canterlot. RainBow So? Spitfire Shouldn't we be worried? RainBow Nah. It's just a bunch of earth ponies. We've got unicorns and pegasi. No problem. The Castle of the Two Sisters Enter Applejack Applejack We've got an army. Don't you worry mother. We'll avenge you! The Royal Castle of Canterlot Enter Spitfire Spitfire My lord! My lord! RainBow Oh now what!? Spitfire I bring bad news. RainBow Geesh! Can't I get five minutes to myself. Maybe I did Twilight a favor by killing her. Spitfire What was that? RainBow Nothing. Go on. Spitfire Prince Rarity is dead! RainBow Dead! The guilt must have pushed her to suicide. Spitfire No. RainBow No? Spitfire No. She was being dressed for the victory party RainBow The victory party? Spitfire Yes. RainBow The victory party that's not for another eight hours? Spitfire Yes. She said she needed that time to get ready. RainBow Of course Rarity would say that. What happened? Spitfire She was being dressed for the victory party. She wanted to look her best, so she ordered her corset pulled tight. Turns out, she couldn't breathe. RainBow To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow! Spitfire The sun will come out? The Castle of the Two Sisters Enter MacIntosh, Braeburn Applejack We march on Canterlot today! MacIntosh Eeyup Braeburn But we will be seen and lose the element of surprise. MacIntosh Eeyup Applejack We'll cut down branches from these here trees of the Everfree. MacIntosh Eeyup Applejack If'n we're real lucky, they'll mistake us for the forest. MacIntosh Eeyup Braeburn The forest? Only an idiot would think that the Everfree was marching on Canterlot. MacIntosh Eeyup The Royal Castle of Canterlot Enter Derpy Derpy RainBow! RainBow! RainBow Yes, Derpy? Derpy The Everfree Forest is marching on us! RainBow What!? Let me see! Derpy See, the forest is marching on us. RainBow Derpy! That's just the army of Applejack. Pretty lame camouflage is you ask me. Only an idiot would think it the Everfree. Outside the Royal Castle of Canterlot Applejack Come on, y'all. Let's take Canterlot! Many soldiers flee, leaving RainBow with a hooful of loyal subjects RainBow Come back you cowards! Enter Applejack, MacIntosh, Braeburn, Quibble, Troubleshoes Applejack Come down here you varmit and fight like a mare! RainBow Ha! You're going down. None of woman born can kill me! Quibble Technically, her mother was an pony. Applejack impales Rainbow with her sword Applejack The deed is done! The battle won! Pinkie Pie Yeah, let's party! Applejack Pinkie, where'd you come from? Was anypony else surprised by her sudden appearance? MacIntosh Eeyup. Applejack MacIntosh. Is that all yer goin' tah say? MacIntosh Eeyup.