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// European Edit 
// Story: Robot Pony 
// by Dreadnought 
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Rarity sat down before her sewing machine.  She had a lot to do to make six dresses in time for the Grand Galloping Gala.  She began to sing:
Thread by thread, stitching it together 
Twilight's dress, cutting out the pattern snip by snip 
Making sure the fabric folds nicely 
It's the perfect color and so hip 
Always gotta keep in mind my pacing 
Making sure the clothes' correctly facing 
I'm stitching Twilight's dress 
Yard 0.9144 meters by yard 0.9144 meters, fussing on the details 
Jewel neckline, don't you know a stitch in time saves nine? 
Make her something perfect to inspire 
Even though she hates formal attire 
Gotta mind those intimate details 
Even though she's more concerned with sales 
It's Applejack's new dress 
Dressmaking's easy, for Pinkie Pie something pink 
Fluttershy something breezy 
Blend color and form, 
Do you think it looks cheesy? 
Something brash, perhaps quite fetching 
Hook and eye, couldn't you just simply die? 
Making sure it fits forelock and crest 
Don't forget some magic in the dress 
Even though it rides high on the flank 
Rainbow won't look like a tank 
I'm stitching Rainbow's dress 
Piece by piece, snip by snip 
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip 
Thread by thread, primmed and pressed 
Yard 0.9144 meters by yard 0.9144 meters , never stressed 
And that's the art of the dress!