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// Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker 
// Story: Robot Pony 
// by Dreadnought 
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Rey stood in the desert, facing off into the distance.  The force told her something was out there.  Slowly, a form took shape - a TIE fighter.  She removed her lightsaber and engaged the blade.

The fighter screeched across the desert.  Kylo Ren pushed forward on the controls to accelerate.

Rey turned and ran as fast a she could.  

The TIE fighter closed the distance.

Rey took a flying leap -



The producers would like to apologize for the interruption.  We have listened to the fans.  At the last minute, we have decided to replace the hated characters with those who are actually fully developed.  Please enjoy the following edit.




Twilight leaped backwards over the TIE fighter, landing on its fuselage.  Tirek heard the thud and looked around, trying to determine where she was.


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