"You're probably wondering why I came back to the family farm in the middle of the night," said Pinkie.
Mm-hmm, noted Marble.
"Well, it all started when—"
"Less talking, more farming!" barked Limestone.
"It's just... Maud has a boyfriend."
"I'm not jealous! Who said anything about jealous?!"
"Don't be! He's super-duper weird! And somehow, he tricked Maud into liking him. And now I'll never get to see her again!" Pinkie sighed, "I came home because you two know her better than anypony. What am I missing? What does she see in him? What does he have that I don't?!"
"Buck up, Pinkie Pie. You look as miserable as I feel all the time."
"It's just that I love Maud, and I want to love Mudbriar, but I can't see anything to like about him!"
Limestone declared, "Ugh, fine! We're taking a work break. Come on!" She led the others to a simple rock. "I'm looking at a sparkling bright blue and white rock," said Limestone. "See it?"
"You mean that lumpy grey one?" asked Pinkie Pie.
"No, the beautiful blue and white one. Right there."
"I would not describe that as beautiful, blue, or white, but.... Okay."
"Show her," ordered Limestone.
Marble Pie split the rock.
"It's a geode! The outside looks like a regular rock, but the inside is filled with beautiful gems," said Limestone.
"Ohhhhhh! I know what I must do!" She grabbed her sisters in a tight hug. "Thanks you two!" Pinkie raced off to the train station.
Two hours later in Ponyville….
"Ahhhh!" screamed Mudbriar as he ran through town. "Somepony help me!"
Pinkie came racing after him wielding a pickaxe. "Come back here Mudbriar! I need to split you open!"
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