Robot Pony

by Dreadnought


Wheel of Fortune

Pat Sajak said to Pinkie Pie, "If you would draw a card." Pinkie Pie happily bounced over to and pulled forth an unopened card, passing it to Pat. They turned to the board:

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

He, as he did every weekday, said, "R-S-T-L-N-E." The squares lit up and Vanna White touched each, revealing the letters:

- R - E N - S - - - - S - - - - -

"Pinkie, we need three letters and a vowel."

Pinkie thought about what letters she wanted. "M. G. F. I."

Again the squares lit up and Vanna revealed additional letters:

F R I E N - S - I - I S M - G I -

Pat announced, "The category is 'Saying.' You have ten seconds."

10...

Well it was obvious the second word was "Is."

9...

But what could the other words be?

8...

Pinkie thought about what it could be.

7...

And thought.

6...

Friendly...

5...

No, that won't work!

4...

Could the third word be "Mighty"?

3...

No! That won't work!

2...

She was running out of time.

1...

Quick! Say something!

"Fiendship is magic!"

A look of surprise flashed across Pat's and Vanna's faces. At home, Twilight facehoofed while Applejack groaned and Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes.

"I'm sorry," said Pat. Vanna revealed the final letters:

F R I E N D S H I P I S M A G I C

Opening the envelope, he said, "You would have won a lifetime supply of candy."

Pinkie fell to her knees. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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