Robot Pony

by Dreadnought


Things Not To Say To Fluttershy

"FLUTTERSHY CAN'T HARDLY FLY!"

"Rabbit tastes really good."

"In my fanfic, you're shipped with Iron Will."

"I've booked you as the opening act for Sapphire Shores's world tour."

"I like Valley-girl Fluttershy. Can you be like that all the time?"

"I like Goth Fluttershy. Can you be like that all the time?"

"I like Alternate Fluttershy. Can you be like that all the time?"

"I'll sell you a cherry for fifty bits."

"You've been made the official ambassador to the Dragon Lands."

"Fruitbat roundup, fruitbat roundup!"

"Shots! Shots! Shots!"

"Why can't you be more like your brother?"