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// Dinner 
// Story: Robot Pony 
// by Dreadnought 
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Anon sat around a table, surrounded by ponies.  Mouthwatering smells wafted in from the kitchen.  His stomach growled in anticipation.  

A unicorn walked in, levitating a large platter overflowing with food.  "I hope you're hungry," she said.

Anon declared, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

The platter smashed upon the floor.  Mares drinking from their glasses dropped them, followed by the sounds of shattering glass.  Off in the distance, a foal let out a loud cry.  

Anon shuffled uneasily in his seat.


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