Everypony eagerly watched the clock. As one they began counting down:
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Pinkie released a big banner that read, " Happy New Year!"
"Uh, Pinkie?"
"Yes, Applejack."
"Y'all realize that this year we're unemployed?"
"Silly, Applejack, of course I do." She pulled a string and a new banner came down that read, "Will do pony shenanigans for food."
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