Robot Pony

by Dreadnought


Road to the Pilot

♫Da-da-dada-DAA!!!♫

The time machine shuddered before becoming still. The door opened, spilling fog into the bedroom.

"We're back!" proclaimed Brian.

"Wait a moment, let me check," said Stewie. Pulling out a laptop, he scanned the screen. "There it is, 9-11. By ensuring September 11th happened, we prevented that terrible post-apocalyptic world."

Brian shuddered.

"There you are," said Lois. "Aren't you coming to watch the new episode?"

"New episode?" questioned Brian.

"My Little Pony. Don't be so modest mister creator and head writer."

"Sure," responded a confused Brian.

The two followed Lois downstairs.

***

Brian entered the bedroom, followed by Stewie who shut the door.

"Well, that went - "

Wham! Brian fell to the floor after being hit by a pipe wielded by Stewie.

"What was that for?" asked Brian.

"You ruined it!"

"Look, Stewie - "

"Twinkle Sparkle! Twinkle Sparkle! It's Twilight Sparkle!!! Twilight Sparkle! And who the hell is Rainbow Flash!?"

"Okay, so I might have made some changes - "

"They don't live in Equestria anymore. You moved Ponyville to Kentucky."

"Well, they do like horses in Kentucky."

"Pinkie Pie is an alicorn! Do you know how much damage she'd inflict if she were an alicorn!"

"Calm down - "

"Don't you tell me to calm down. All those changes were bad enough, but you went and removed Applejack from the show! Best character on My Little Pony! Come on. We're going to fix this."

Stewie dragged Brian by the collar into the time machine.

♫Da-da-dada-DAA!!!♫