Anon sat around a table, surrounded by ponies. Mouthwatering smells wafted in from the kitchen. His stomach growled in anticipation.
A unicorn walked in, levitating a large platter overflowing with food. "I hope you're hungry," she said.
Anon declared, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
The platter smashed upon the floor. Mares drinking from their glasses dropped them, followed by the sounds of shattering glass. Off in the distance, a foal let out a loud cry.
Anon shuffled uneasily in his seat.
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