Things never to say to Applejack:
"Apples suck!"
"Pears suck!"
"I don't want to go back to school. Can you teach me how to make those cupcakes that made everypony sick?"
"You sister is hot!"
"Your Granny is hot!"
"Orchord Blossom is hot!"
"Yeah, I just saw Apple Bloom. She's going skydiving."
"You're in my fanfiction. You're shipped with Trenderhoof."
"You're in my fanfiction. You're shipped with Prince Blueblood."
"Smarty Pants!"
"You know in Pinkie Tales: Raripunzel you're a dude?"
"All your episodes suck!"
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