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// For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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To the Worst Monarch Ever, 

Here we fucking go again, another episode without me in it.  That is the fourth one this season and two in the past three weeks.  Yes I know this gives me more spa time but still, I am the pony this whole series is centered around and they continue to exclude me, damn bastards anyway.  What a shame Lauren wasn't still around.  I was not excluded once in season one and then only three times in season two but now it seems like I'm always being excluded. 

Oh well, fuck this shit.  I don't know what happened and I honestly don't give a shit either.  All I care about is getting more airtime. 

Equestria's Neglected Monarch, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 

P.S.  Even Luna got airtime ahead of me, Luna for Faust's sake and she isn't even that relevant!





Sweetie Belle, 

I can not believe what a little cunt you had to be.  You know that Sapphire Shores is one of my most important and biggest paying clients and you destroy the outfit I made for her.  Another thing that bothers me, I make you and your friends those outfits for your play and you aren't the least bit grateful for them, you thought I was trying to steal the spotlight.  Tell me, how the hell could I be stealing the spotlight when nopony even knew I made those things?

All I have to say is you better be glad that things turned out alright or I would have had a nervous breakdown, I would have wound up in the behavioral health ward of the hospital and I would have forced you to move in with Twilight.  I'm certain that would have been a complete nightmare for you.  You know what?  Screw it, I'll make you spend a week with her anyway and invite Spike to come help me find gems for a week.  I want you to have to put up with Twilight's bitchiness and not have Spike there to give you any sympathy. 

Maybe after putting up with that bitch for a week, you'll learn not to pull shit like what you did. 

Your Angry Sister, 

Rarity





Rarity, 

I'm sorry I got jealous and thought you were trying to steal the spotlight.  It just felt like my fifth birthday party all over again.  I promise you that I will never do this again but one bit of good news, my magic is good enough that I can open boxes! 

Sweetie Belle 

P.S.  Go for it, make me move in with Twilight.  Unlike you, I'll be able to handle her and with her, she won't make me find one of the thousands of shaded of "red" ribbon.  She would be a nice reprieve from your diamond covered flank. 





To Equestria's Most Unpopular Monarch, 

Oh get over it Twily.  So what if you were excluded.  I get excluded all the damn time and just like I have told you more times than I can count, I don't go bitching about it.  Just go to the spa, have an intense pampering session and forget all about this.

Equestria's Best Monarch, 

Princess Celestia 

P.S.  Oh and regarding Luna being included but you not, she is more popular than you are.  Perhaps if you stop acting like the world owes you everything, you won't get excluded so frequently.  Oh and like I told you before, Lauren left after the end of season two so she isn't around to protect you from exclusion anymore. 

And finally, Luna is not irrelevant.  That title is shared between you and Cadence.  Luna raises the moon, I raise the sun and what do you and your bootie-call do, other than each other, you do nothing, absolutely nothing!