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// A Flurry of Emotion 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Princess Celestia, 

I don't know if Cadence is finally starting to trust me again or what but she decided to have me babysit Flurry Heart.  Oh she is such an adorable little thing but in my efforts to try and make her happy and make the sick school foals happy, I wound up becoming the worst aunt ever.

I know exactly what you're going to say, you'll probably say that I should have said "forget the foals, put family first" but I want ponies here to know that I am changing.  I want them to know that I'm not a self-centered bitch anymore.  In the end I had to apologize to Cadence and Shining Armor for being such a horrible aunt.  Luckily though they forgave me and we have made plans for supper next week. 

Suddenly the W.A.E, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 





Dear Princess Twilight, 

Wait a minute, no mention of Fluttershy for once?  Did you two break up or something?  If so, I will be elated.  You have no idea how long it has been since I haven't had to hear you yap about her in a letter.  Ok, I just don't get you, you honestly think you can make ponies think better of you by trying to juggle babysitting and pleasing a bunch of bratty school foals?

Come on Twily, nopony down there respects you.  They all know you are nothing more than a pathetic doormat, which is far worse than the self-absorbed bitch you used to be.  Hell I have even received letters from ponies down there bashing me over raising you to be so weak!  Some have even said they miss the old you because at least you made life interesting back then. 

Oh and regarding that supper, don't count on it.  Fluttershy is up here telling me that since she gave you a one day reprieve from her, that she will not allow you to do anything for the next two weeks and if you try, she will whip you violently before ramming her hoof up in you. 

Sincerely, 

Princess Celestia 





Dear Twilight, 

You know what, you are the worst aunt ever.  Had we known that you would not devote all your time to babysitting a niece you claim to love so much, we would have left her at the local daycare.  Next time we will just get Starlight to babysit her, we are sure she would do a much better job and not try to juggle pointless shit along with taking care of her. 

Sincerely, 

Princess Cadence and Prince Shining Armor





Cadence and Shining Armor, 

Look, I was simply trying to improve my image, ok.  Fluttershy let me have the day off and I wanted to show everypony here that I am not a doormat that has to be led around on a leash. 

Oh and don't even think about leaving her with Starlight.  Knowing her, she would take her to visit Trixie and those two would give her a very graphic sex-ed course long before she would be ready. 

Sincerely, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle