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// Friendship Games 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Princess Twilight, 

Why was it that you waited clear up until after the problem was solved to get here?  Let me guess, Celestia's trolling ways are rubbing off on you and you thought it would be funny to see everything go straight to hell.  You better be glad that we got everything settled and proved that you don't have to be here to save us from the evils that plague us. 

Sincerely, 

Sunset Shimmer 

P.S.  Oh and by the way, you're welcome.





Dear Sunset, 

Look, I was engaged in a time travel battle with a pony who was hell bent on making sure that I never met my lousy acquaintances and we never formed a fucking cutie mark bond, alright.  Maybe in the future I will only come over for a very specific reason.  Besides Celestia is being a bitch about me visiting you anyway.  Get this, she is threatening to extend my misery for another thousand years.  No wonder you ran off, you ran off before she could curse you with three millennia of pure hell. 

Sincerely, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 

P.S.  Thanks for letting me use your bedroom while I was over there.  I was really good and as far as I go, I'm happy I could make myself happy. 





Dear Princess Me, 

Oh my, I never thought I would be so good.  I am so glad that I was able to score with me.  If I hadn't let me get in my skirt, I probably would have died a virgin.  Please do come back, I can't get enough of me. 

Sincerely, 

Sci-Twi 

P.S.  Oh and maybe sometime I could come to Equestria.  That horn sex I told myself about sounds amazing!





Dear Sexy Me, 

You know what, I knew I would rock my world.  Be thankful that I came over or I would have never discovered how good me is, not to mention how fun boobs are to suck on. 

Sincerely, 

Princess Me 

P.S.  Don't worry, I can come over any time I want.  I'm sure I will love the horn sex! 





Dear Princess Celestia, 

Please don't get mad but I kind of went through the mirror because they were having a problem with some other version of me.  She was upset because her dictator wouldn't sign papers so she could go to Edgerton, Evanston or whatever the hell the name of the school was.  Anyway I got her in bed and oh my, she is so good!  I'm going to admit, fingers and boobs make sexy times so much better!  Anyway, I'm hoping that I can go through there and visit her more, she rocked my world and I will go crazy if I can't have more of her. 

Loving To Screw Myself, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 





Dear Princess Twilight, 

Let me start out by saying that I am not happy that you went through that fucking mirror again.  Don't you remember my warning?  Don't you remember how I said that I would extend your miserable life for another thousand years?  I would do just that but since you managed to find the human version of you and she rocked your world I'll let it slide.  You know, you should bring her over here sometime and introduce her to your old friends.  I'm sure the six of you could rock the night away!

Sincerely, 

Princess Celestia 

P.S.  Next time you go over to get it on with her, which I am hoping will be very often, please have Sunset record it and bring the video back to me.  I've always wanted to see humans get it on and you two sound like the perfect couple for me to hoof myself to. 

I've looked in those human books and those fingers and boobs things, those do sound really hot.  Please do take me with you every time from now on and maybe I can find the human version of myself and have lots of fun with her.