Dear Apple Bloom,
You see what happens when you lie? I'm going to let you in on something, if you lie again YOU will certainly wind up in the hospital, you and you alone. After what happened with me, the Apple Family has no room for liars, got it?"
The Honest Apple,
Applejack
To Applejack,
Who the hell do you think you are to threaten to put me in the hospital over one little lie? You lied till the cows came home back in the day. You know what, fuck that shit. I'm telling Princess Celestia about your threat and I'm sure that she will not take kindly to you wanting to hurt me.
Hoping Celestia Will Punish You,
Apple Bloom
Dear Princess Celestia,
Get this, Applejack is threatening to put me in the hospital if I lie again. Can you believe that? I thought she was a loving sister but here she is planning on hurting me over something as simple as a little lie. I think you need to punish her for contemplating filly abuse.
Sincerely,
Apple Bloom
Dear Apple Bloom,
Look, if she were to paddle you so hard that mark fell off I wouldn't care. Remember little filly, you and your friends are STILL on my shit list for everything you pulled in the past. So either you tell the truth from now on or you'll wind up in the hospital and I will come and laugh in your face.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
To My Grandfoals,
Remember this, until I breathe my last, I will be the one running Sweet Apple Acres and after the shit Applejack pulled as a filly, I'm sure Celestia will cast that longevity spell on me and I'll outlive all of you!
Still In Charge,
Granny Smith
Dear Granny,
You honestly think that Celestia will cast a longevity spell on you? To be granted an unnaturally long life you either have to be a total bitch or you have to have figured out how to control a total bitch so good luck having that happen!
Sincerely,
Applejack
Dear Princess Celestia,
I know you are probably expecting a letter from Twilight bitching about being excluded from another episode but you won't be getting one because she has been bad. Had I known that Minuette was the dentist she went to see, I would have made her go to a different one. Hell I'm thinking in the future I may just have a dentist come in here and see her.
After all, not only did she see one of her old friends but I think she may have been exposed to something that encourages free thinking because she has been defiant here lately. If you ever see her with bruises, just know I had to punish her for doing something that I did not approve of.
Still Owning Your Subordinate,
Fluttershy
Dear Fluttershy,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. You own my former star student and like to rub it in my face. Listen, Minuette has all her dental records and knows about her history so I think it is best that she goes to her. Tell you what, next time she has to see the dentist, I will accompany her and make sure nothing happens and I will make sure she is not exposed to anything that may cause her to rebel against you.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia