//------------------------------// // Viva Las Pegasus // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Dear Princess Celestia, Well that map thing wound up sending Applejack and I to Las Pegasus but want to know what bothered me at first? What bothered me was leaving Twilight alone with all those temptations out there. Now I would have talked to Starlight about keeping an eye on her but I'm still pissed over her ditching me for Trixie and even if I did ask her, she'd be so busy screwing Trixie that she would just let Twilight roam free. In the end I got Harry to keep her confined to the castle so she doesn't do things I didn't give her permission to do again. Things in Las Pegasus went fine for the most part, especially getting to see pink prairie dogs and getting ponies to stop fighting but I was in too big of a hurry to get home to stay too long. Luckily I had Rarity put a horn cap on Twilight before I left because had I not, she might have got by Harry and went off somewhere that she would be exposed to ideas such as free thinking and I certainly couldn't have that now could I? I would not want that map to be responsible for me losing my most prized possession, your little subordinate! The good news, the horn cap worked! The bad news, Flim and Flam now have their own resort. Proud to Own Your Subordinate Princess, Fluttershy Dear Fluttershy, You do know that unless a horn cap is either used by Luna or myself, enchanted horn caps are illegal, right? You know I could punish you if I was to choose to do so but I will not because Twilight has proven that she is not deserving of being free from your control. She has willingly enslaved herself to you so I will let this pass. What a shame she wasn't like Starlight and never let herself be controlled. If Twilight were even a tenth the pony Starlight is, she would have bolted a long time ago. I suppose I should congratulate you over crushing the free will of who was once a pony who thought for herself but I am too disgusted in her to do so. Maybe she was never that strong to begin with. Anyway, good job finishing that mission. It is good to see that Gladmane idiot fall even if it did result in a couple of minor antagonists running the show now. Glad You Exposed Gladmane, Princess Celestia Dear Princess Celestia, Is that map a troll or what? It called Fluttershy and I to Las Pegasus just so we could get Flim and Flam to not only get along, but eventually take over a resort? You have no idea how hard it was for me to not just let them keep on fighting but Fluttershy knew we had a job to do and got me to realize aiding my enemies was the only way to finish it. Oh well, maybe this will keep them from wanting to run the farm out of business or scamming ponies with useless "tonics." Oh and just so you know, Fluttershy was bragging about having Rarity put an enchanted horn cap on Twilight. I just thought you should know about that. Your Humble Subject, Applejack Dear Applejack, I know it was hard for you to help Flim and Flam but look at it this way. You saved two friendships on the same mission and brought down a wannabe Elvis con-pony! That should at least make you feel a little happy but I know you'll always hate those two so I can sort of understand where you are coming from. Regarding Twilight and the horn cap, I already know about it but I honestly don't care. Twilight is voluntarily putting herself through all this misery. Sincerely, Princess Celestia Dear Princess Celestia, You are not going to believe this but while Fluttershy was gone, she had Rarity put a horn cap on me and had her pet bear make sure I didn't leave the castle. Does she not trust me? Does she not think I love her and won't do anything to keep her. I am truly hurt and hope she will trust me more. What can I do to stop her from being so controlling? Feeling Controlled, Princess Twilight Sparkle Dear Twilight, What can you do to stop her from being so controlling? If you want your freedom just fucking dump the bitch. I know you love her and are willing to tolerate this but deep down I know you want your freedom, I know you want to be free like you used to be. I am clinging to a tiny bit of hope that you'll finally see the light and realize that she is nothing more than a controlling bitch, I'm not going to count on it. Enjoy being her slave for the next three millennia Twily! Disappointed in You, Princess Celestia