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// Week 3 Hiatus Special:  Apologies 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Twilight, 

I know you and I have a very rocky past but I just wanted to let you know that I am sorry for breaking your heart the way I did.  I know that I should not have cheated on you.  I know I should have just told Dr. Fauna that I was taken and that we should not have acted on our urges.  I will be honest, when I first did that and hurt you, I got a great amount of joy in seeing you miserable but I have finally come to realize that delighting in somepony's misery is not right.

I know that we will never be in a relationship again but if you are ever looking to unwind, I'll gladly let you use me for it and be rough if you want to.  You could even look at it as "re-initiating" me!  You could look at it as a way to make me a friend again!  If you'll free Dr. Fauna and Tree Hugger I'll even be a subservient doormat for you!  You could do whatever you want to me.  Hell, you could even own me the same way I owned you for so long.  Just please release my friends, I'll make it worth your while if you do! 

Hoping We Can Be Friends Again, 

Fluttershy





Fluttershy, 

You have got to be kidding me, right?  You honestly think I am going to just go forgiving a conniving little slut like you?  You just don't get it, do you?  You and I were close, very close.  I was even going to ask Princess Bitchlestia to ascend you and make us immortal so that we could spend all eternity together but of course you were too busy fucking that vet Sunbutt is ordering me to release to even notice how much I truly loved you. 

You know what, take your damn apology and shove it up Celestia's sunny ass while you're giving it to her.  Let me make myself clear here, unless I have to do some friendship shit with you, I do not want to have to be around you any more than I absolutely have to be.  If you're looking to throw yourself out to anypony, go throw yourself out to Sunbutt on a daily basis.  Hell you may as well move into her sleeping chambers since I'm sure you're giving her the time of her life. 

I have some advice, just leave me the hell alone.  I haven't wanted anything to do with you since your infidelity was discovered and it will be a bright and sunny day in Tartarus before I want anything to do with your butterfly covered ass.  Now be glad I'm being ordered to release that vet friend of yours and also be glad that I'm not going to haul you down and torture you instead.

Still Hating Your Guts, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle





Dear Twilight, 

I know you're mad right now and you have every right to be.  I know I shouldn't be trying to make Fluttershy's life better but I simply can't help it.  Yes I know she has done horrible things, very hurtful things but seeing everything that has happened to her this past season, my hidden soft side couldn't help itself.  

Almost nopony likes her anymore, she was raped by the Pie Sisters and Colgate is always lurking, just waiting until the right moment to "tear her a few new assholes" to avenge you.  I know you will probably tell Fluttershy to take her apology and shove it but please, just at least be civil with her.  I don't expect you to be friends again, I certainly don't expect you to give her benefits and I know for sure that you'll never want a relationship with her again.

I suppose I should be honest with you though.  Fluttershy did come to visit me and we did have a sensual, erotic moment so if you were suspecting that something happened between us, you are right.  I won't go into many details but again all I can say is "I'm sorry."  I do hope that you can forgive not just me but Fluttershy as well.

I know this is a huge setback in us trying to be like a mother and daughter again but please, don't throw all of that away over one mistake of mine.  I don't know how I'll make it up to you but I will find a way, alright?

Hoping You'll Forgive Both Me and Fluttershy,

Princess Celestia 





Princess Celestia, 

FINE!  I suppose I can forgive you but like I said, I will NEVER forget this.  I will never forget how you stabbed me in the back and while I do hope we can be like mother and daughter again, it won't be easy.  Things like this have their consequences and the consequence of this won't be us suddenly being close like we were when I was young. 

Also, if you truly want me to forgive you, you will do the following.  First, you will allow me to abduct that fucking vet and torture her to my heart's content.   Second, you will stop fucking Flutterbitch AND you will stop with these private meetings with her as well.  I will admit, what the Pie Sisters did was wrong but that was no reason for you to go giving her sensual, loving sex either.

Regarding Fluttershy, forgiving her will be next to impossible.  How about we start out with me being civil towards her and then we can work from there.  Be sure and tell her that because forgiveness is something I simply can't do at this point in time.  

Refusing to Apologize to Flutterbitch, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle 





Dear Twilight, 

Ok, I consider the terms for your forgiveness acceptable.  I will tell Fluttershy that I will no longer put out for her or have special meetings with her AND you can resume your torture of Dr. Fauna, and anypony else you want for that matter.  Just try and stay civil with Fluttershy, alright?

Glad You're Forgiving Me, 

Princess Celestia 





Princess Celestia, 

Very well but I do have my ways of making sure you stick to your word and if you violate even one of them, you can forget about this forgiveness shit, got it?

Having Spies in Canterlot, 

Princess Twilight Sparkle