Dear May Chan,
Seriously, none of us? You had the audacity to leave every single one of us out of an episode just so the CMC could have an episode devoted entirely to them? You know what, fuck that shit. We are contacting God-Emperor Goldner over this. WE are the stars of this show, not those little brats. After he decides to fire you, good luck finding a new job bitch!
Hoping You Get Fired,
The Mane Seven
P.S. How the fuck did THUNDERLANE get into the Wonderbolts? Yeah he is nice and all but being nice should not get you into the Wonderbolts. IF you ever write another episode, just remember to include at least one of us and remember that Thunderlane is not a Wonderbolt. - Rainbow Dash
To the Pissed Off Seven,
Give me a break. You all steal the spotlight all the time. I just figured that I would be nice and give second tier ponies the spotlight and elevate a third tier character into a position he will never be seen in again, alright?
Sincerely,
Mary Chan
Dear God-Emperor Goldner,
Can you believe that. That bitch Mary Chan wrote an episode with none of us in it? Seriously, none of us! She decided to shit on us in favor of the cutie mark cult. We all think she needs to be fired ASAP. After all, it is US that keeps this show going, not the CMC, Rubbish or whatever the fuck his name is and Thunderlane. Now unless you want to be unable to buy more mansions and yachts, I would advise you make sure at least one of us is in every episode from here on out.
Sincerely,
The Mane Seven
P.S. I want to know something, will you ever let Celestia ascend me? I think I am deserving and Celestia thinks I am deserving. Just think of the Alicorn Starlight figures you could sell. Your profits would be through the roof and you could buy a whole county if you wanted to! - Starlight Glimmer
To the Mane Seven,
Ok, I can understand your anger. I would be upset if I were left out of a shareholders meeting but I can't guarantee the firing of Mary Chan. That is more up to the show's staff. I primarily handle how the company as a whole is handled.
Best Regards,
God-Emperor Brian Goldner, CEO of Hasbro, Inc.
P.S. Starlight, I have some good news for you! I have been discussing the whole wing issue with Celestia over cake and we are making great progress. I guarantee you that you will be ascended but it is a matter of when. She is wanting you to get ascended ASAP while I am thinking more about how it would divide the Brony fandom. It may not be until the series finale but trust me, the wait will be worth it.
Dear Fans,
You know what, this episode is so bad I'm not going to bother saying anything more than "Fuck this shit." I do hope you understand.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
P.S. Yes it was worse than "Princess Spike" and "Party Pooped" in the event you are trying to find worse ones.
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Dear Celestia,
Could you in the future have Twilight open a shitty school about friendship and star yourself in a play?
A fan
Dear princess Celestia
If you truly feel it's so bad of a episode, why are you wasting your time complaining about it when you could have spent it eating cake or screwing twilight's old friends?
Wondering why I'm doing this over a year late
Vortex123
P.S. (not putting my real name)
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Dear Vortex123,
My girls are on their periods and my cake is still in the oven, that is why I decided to complain.
Wishing My Girls Weren't On Their Periods,
Princess Celestia
Dear Burger Princess Corporate,
When I went to get my order of three gut buster hay burgers from your restaurant in Ponyville, they were completely cold and inedible when I got back home. When I went back to get them to get my money back, the staff were completely rude and unhelpful, on top of that, when I demanded to speak to the manager, this acne ridden colt said he was the manager and was rude to me. I will be talking to my husband and if I do not receive a full refund within fourteen business days in the form of a cashier's check , he will be suing your franchise.
Upset and disappointed st the future of Equestria, Spoiled Rich
P.S. One of the cooks at the restaurant called me Karen, I'm not sure if he was high, dumb or if it was meant as an insult. I think you should give the entire staff a drug test just to make sure.
Lol everybody left out.
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Yep and that only happened twice. "Marks and Recreation" and "Frenemies." "Frenemies is one of my favorite episodes while "Marks and Recreation" is rather lackluster.