Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Apple Bloom,
I can't believe you three would do something so stupid as to not only make a wish about you being grown up but also give us horrible advice? We should have known something was up when you constantly put so much emphasis on being grown ups. A word of advice, just wait to grow up, alright?
Spur and Biscuit
Spur and Biscuit,
Look, we're sorry ok. We just wanted to be grown ups and go to the fair alone and we went a bit overboard.
Sincerely,
The Cutie Mark Crusaders
Dear CMC,
I wish, I wish, I wish you three would go drown in a ditch! Just leave the wishing to the professionals, alright. Back in Ponyland I wished a lot and I got what I wanted, I didn't foul things up like you three do. No wonder my G4 counterpart still doesn't trust you or like you all that much.
Sincerely,
G1 Twilight
Dear Princess Celestia,
We know that letter from some Ponylander was nothing more than a hate letter from you. We know you want us to drown in a ditch so you can stop with this fucking G1 Twilight act. You know, we were thinking of issuing you an actual apology for all the antics we have pulled but not now, not ever! Suck it up Cakeass, you'll never get an apology.
Sincerely,
The CMC
To my future PERMANENT slaves,
Guess what? Once all is said and done, you will become slaves to my sister and I. Wherever we choose to live, you will be our housekeepers and Luna and I can make horrible messes if we decide to do so. Also, I don't need an apology from your pathetic asses. You three are nothing more than future slave labor to me and I hope you realize that. Now do me a favor and practice your cleaning skills, you're going to need to be your best once I own you three.
Your Master and Overlord,
Princess Celestia
To the CMC,
Guess what? I have decided that I will never allow you three screw-ups in my castle again and once I am ascended to Goddess-Empress of Equestria, you won't be allowed in my castle in Canterlot either and if you ever step hoof into anything of mine, I will execute you three and enjoy every second of it.
Sincerely,
Equestria's Soon to Be Empress,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dear Princess Twilight,
Yeah right bitch! We know for a fact that Cakeass will wind up doing something to prevent you from ever ascending like that. We know she will likely ascend her alleged daughter to ruling this country and since Starlight isn't a bitch like you, we know she will pardon us of all the things we have done and we won't have to worry about being turned into slave labor.
Sincerely,
The CMC
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I know they're children but damn! Their acting almost as reckless as Fluttershy used to! Twilight and Princess Celestia are known for taking sadistic pleasure in torturing anyone who gives them the slightest reason. Just because there's a chance that Twilight won't be ruler, doesn't mean she can't still torture them.
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Celestia will punish them for sure but she enjoys forcing them to be her personal housekeepers. She has done it in the past and she wants an excuse to replace maids she employs with slave labor. Now you may ask why she doesn't just turn the maids into slave labor but to be honest, this Celestia hasn't even thought about that......surprisingly.
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No kidding, I just thought that the maids did such a good job that she did feel the need to make them slaves, not because she just didn't come up with the idea to do that.
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Well she doesn't like the CMC much to begin with because of the incident involving the photo of her in The Foal Free Press so that is why she wants to turn them into slaves.
Why does P. Celestia even cares about CMC? (I will read answers below my comment)
I thought their new episode was pretty forced on its own and everything with children should not be left unsupervised, yadda yadda,and then every adult is being an unhelpful jerk already forcing their hoof by using a wishing flower by accident.
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She cares about them because of that image of her eating cake in The Foal Free Press in Ponyville Confidential. She still despises them over making her look bad....she will NEVER forgive them over that.