Dear Josh Hamilton,
What in the hell were you thinking? One Flutterskank was already enough but then you decide to throw three more of them into the mix? Let me guess, you created a duplicate vet for each one of them as well. You should know damn good and well that it was her who broke my heart and there is no need for more than one of her. I am planning on contacting God-Emperor Goldner over this. He will see to it that you are punished and punished severely for duplicating the pony who caused me so many problems.
Hoping You Get Fired,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dear Twilight,
Look, the extra Fluttershys were only temporary and none of them wound up causing you any problems. I have some advice, just get over it, alright?
Also, I am a veteran writer and they aren't going to fire me over causing you undue stress with extra Fluttershys. Now I'm sure if I had made fucked up copies of you I might have had to worry but luckily I didn't. Besides, the fandom certainly seems to like them....especially GothShy.
Sincerely,
Josh Hamilton
Dear Princess Celestia,
You are going to be very proud of me. After the episode, I rounded up all four Fluttershys and all four vets and I tortured all of them! Yep, all of them and just to make the hipster Flutterbitch and hipster vet cringe, I brought in some rabid raccoons and had them attack them! Of course after that I had to euthanize the hipsters and I simply decided to exterminate all the other fake Shys and vets, well them along with the rabid raccoons. The originals, I continued to torture them until I figured that they were getting close to death.
After that, I decided to go and visit my old friends and we had so much fun!
Having Fun Torturing and Visiting My Friends,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dear Twilight,
Sweet! I was wondering what the hell happened to the additional Fluttershys and Dr. Faunas. I am glad to know you are exterminating the excess population, especially those that would likely cause Equestria nothing but trouble. Good job Twily, keep it up and who knows, I may give you a growth potion to make you the same size as Cadence. Not just that but I'd also gladly dissolve Cadence and Shining Armor's marriage and make Cadence your full time sex slave!
Happy With You,
Princess Celestia
Dear Rarity,
You see darling, I just had to run these ponies out of your shop because they were undeserving of the things they wanted to buy. - Snooty Fluttershy
I had to evict those smelly raccoons because this boutique is like, a no rodent zone. - Hipster Fluttershy
Their aura of positivity was about to consume me so I had to make them leave. - Goth Fluttershy
I don't get why you thought I would be so good for this job. Couldn't you have got Coco Pommel to do it instead? She's the one who knows so much about fashion! - Normal Fluttershy
To all the Fluttershys, YOU ARE LIKE, SO TERMINATED!
Your Former Boss,
Rarity
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Neat!
XD dying... Omg that was pretty good!
...but I will miss Goth Fluttershy.
Wait... Hamilton...?
...
HAMILTON HAMILTON ALEXANDER HAMILTON!!!!
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I think we will all miss GothShy. She was my favorite out of the three although I did find HipsterShy rather funny as well. She was like you know, totally awesome.
What about Alexander Hamilton though?
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True, like, Hipster had an awesome outfit, ya know?
Sorry I see either Alexander or Hamilton in someone's name and I immediately flip.
Are the tortured ones ever to be released, or do they have nothing to look forward to but year after year of unending agony?
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Twilight said she exterminated the fake ones along with the rabid raccoons so they won't have to worry about suffering since they are no more.
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What about all her prisoners who aren’t clones?
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Outside of Tree Hugger, she doesn't have any permanent prisoners at this point in time.