Special: My Shy is Expecting!
Dear Pony Colgate,
Do you remember how I told you I married Fluttershy and she is my property now? Well I'm going to let you know that things are going quite well. She is being a good little, subservient housewife while my family is reaping the benefits of being friends with the lifetime dictator. She is cooking and cleaning while we just sit around, watch TV, make messes for her to clean up and make plans on how we're going to kill her family since they have been bothering us here lately. Yes we could simply get restraining orders on them but if we all spill a little bit, I mean a lot of blood, we'll all be much happier.
While I am happy that I have a sweet, subservient little wife that does what I say, I decided I wanted a kid. So what I did is I took her to the local sperm bank and had her impregnated. How it works is they will inject a sperm cell into her egg and fertilize it. Now I made sure they injected one that carried the X chromosome so she would be sure to give birth to a girl. What is going to happen then? Well Fluttershy will be the nice, doting mother while I will sit around with my family and play cards or make plans to kill someone just for shits and giggles. Now once our daughter gets older, I will begin to mold her into what I want her to be.
Now what do I want to mold her into? I want to mold her into a person who will be just like you! Yep, I'm going to mold her to be studious, gain an interest in dentistry and make sure she grows up to be one even if it means our most powerful friend forcing the university to pass her regardless of how she does. I will also instill a lot of the things that drive you in her. I will raise her to realize that bloody punishments are often warranted, I will teach her that greed is good and I will raise her that if she ever gets the chance to get a sweet, subservient girl under her control and make her her property, that she should do so!
I'll be sure and keep in contact with you but once Fluttershy's due date is arriving, I will send you an invite to come see my daughter be born and then to celebrate, we can go kill Fluttershy's family so that they won't try and be a bad influence on my daughter. We certainly can't have them getting a hold of her and raising her to be nice now can we?
Planning on Raising a Daughter to be Just Like You,
Human Colgate
Dear Human Colgate,
Wow, now that is even sweeter than you simply marrying her! I am so happy to know that she is being a good little housewife while you and your family sit around and make her wifely duties more difficult. Now I would advise that all of you be as big of slobs as possible. Make terrible messes, leave dirty plates laying around, vomit on the floor on purpose and as far as your dad and any brothers go, make sure they miss the toilet on purpose! Make sure that your little Shy will have to clean that bathroom often! Oh and don't forget to leave your laundry laying around so she will have to pick it up off the floor before washing it.
Now the fact that you had her impregnated is so fucking awesome! What is even better is that you will make your little Shy handle all the terrible shit like dirty diapers and feeding her while you'll mold her into a person who is going to wind up being fucking awesome. Now I do have some advice though, don't do anything that will require your little Shy to have to clean anything with any chemicals while she is knocked up because I'm sure you don't want her breathing in any fumes that would damage your daughter because it would really suck if she came out with brain damage. Now once she gives birth, make her life hell with the cleaning!
By the way, I accept your invitation on coming over and being there for the baby's birth and then of course going and killing your little wife's family. I do agree, you can't have them being a bad influence on your daughter and after the birth, you certainly can't have them trying to pressure you little Shy into divorcing you because that would truly suck, especially if she was to get custody. In the meantime though, have fun making messes and making your dutiful little wife clean them up!
Sincerely,
Pony Colgate
P.S. You know, I'm thinking that if Fluttershy does survive what I along with my friends did to her and she eventually heals, I may decide to trick her. I'm thinking I'll be all nice and sweet to her, offer her free dental appointments and even treat her to dinner on a regular basis. Perhaps if I do that, she will think I have changed and will fall in love with me. Then I could get her to marry me, I could learn impregnation magic, give her horn sex, knock her up WITH A FILLY and then do to her what you're doing with your Shy! Think I should do it? Think I should have us be more alike than we already are?
Also, make damn sure you raise your daughter to be a lesbian! Now if she was to ever show signs of being straight at some point, bring her over to me and I will use my magic to make sure she turns out like you and me. Just imagine how embarrassing it would be if she were to turn out straight and allow herself to be penetrated by boys, that would really suck wouldn't it?
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That's it!
*grabs shotgun*
Two chicks gonna die!
9452568
Certainly you don't mean the sweet and innocent Colgate!
9452578
Oh nonono.
That's a nade launcher point blank.
9452697
I take it you don't like the way human Colgate is treating human Shy or is Colgate's plans making you want to kill her?
9453194
Do I really have to answer about the two Colgates? Do I even have to answer about the two Twilights?
Hell do I even have to answer about Cakeass Celestia?
9453202
Don't worry about Human Twilight, she is perfectly safe and pony Twilight's turbulence is behind her....well with the exception of Starlight constantly shining brighter than her. I take it you have your concerns over the Fluttershys though?
9453977
Do I even have to answer that?!
9454113
Sorry but my mind wasn't working quite right when I was responding to you. It is someone else who would show so much concern over the Shy's. Let's just say human Shy is basically screwed and pony Shy's future is uncertain.
9455954
I shall save Human Shy!!!
9456118
Well you will have to go up against Colgate, her family and their dictator friend to get her.
9456145
What do you mean? She's locked in my basement right now. Her house was burning when I got there and their dictator friend returned to the Asia coast, at least according to the file on Colgate.
9456376
Her house? She lives with Colgate and her family now! That had to be one of the impostors that dictator Mik Gnoj-Nu had placed in the capitol in the event someone such as you were to go and try to rescue her.....so that is an impostor. The real Shy is pregnant and is currently fixing fish sticks and mac and cheese for her wife and in-laws.
9456478
Oh. Well in that case.
*silent pops can be heard*
Thanks for giving me the address btw. I'll inform president Discord of the impending nuclear war
9456487
In the event Mik Gnoj-Nu is unavailable, Colgate also has the launch codes and will be more than willing to launch the nukes if anyone dares try to take her Shy.
Da fuck?
Colgate what the fuck?
RUDE!
9456491
Oh. Is that what these random numbers and letters mean?
9456606
Ponybird,
What is so bad about what I did. Our nation's dictator and best friend of my family had no problems with it! You see, he doesn't like Fluttershy's family because he thinks they may be trying to negatively influence the governor he has entrusted the Canterlot region too. He would have them killed but he is enjoying seeing her folks suffer knowing that their daughter is literally my property. There is nothing rude about that at all!
Human Colgate
9456613
Those that you have are the fakes. You see, Mik is always leery about people maybe stealing the launch codes so he has made plenty of fake ones. Well that and you'd have to have access to the nation's department of offense computers to enter them anyway.
9456622
Oh! So that's where my sister got those codes from. Thanks for telling me how they work
9456622
Dear human Colgate.
Karma is coming. You are making such horrible, horrible karma for yourself. There is a point where you must stop with your revenge. You have crossed the line.
Please. Please.
Stop it. Fix this Karma for yourself.
Ponybird21
P.S who is this He?
9456672
Dear Ponybird,
Karma? Karma wound up biting Fluttershy in the ass for the shit that she pulled with Sci-Twi. Look, I simply saw an opportunity and I jumped on it. Fluttershy was not all that well liked after she began to control Twilight and outside of her family, she had no one there for her when she was released from the hospital. Yes I am notorious for being a sadistic bitch but hey, she thought I had changed, fell in love with me and I capitalized on the opportunity.
Oh and what do you mean by "Who is he?"
Human Colgate
9458177
Thanks, i'm sure you can make it sound even better. Feel free to use it
9458187
Feel free to make letters like that for the more recent ones too. I'm sure they'd all be hilarious.
9458210
Will try
9458417
Thanks, buddy. I appreciate the comment ^_^
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