Unpleasant Correspondence

by StormLuna

Hiatus Special: Post Wedding Correspondence

Twily,

I can not believe that you would have the audacity to screw Cadence before I got the chance to. To make matters worse, she is now threatening to divorce me unless I allow her to go down and have fun with you every single weekend. So much for me being your Big Brother Best Friend Forever, right?

Very Upset,

Prince Shining Armor

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Shining Armor,

At least she isn't wanting to screw another stallion, right?

Cadence's First,

Twily

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Dear Twilight,

The next time you have Cadence down here for some fun, bring her to the spa because it will be much better if there are four!

Love,

Aloe Vera and Lotus Blossom

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To my sexy Twily,

Right now I am cursing myself for marrying that brother of yours. Here I thought he would be my true love but all I can do is fantasize about our time together in the caves and how even though your horn is short, you still put him to shame. I do plan on coming down to Ponyville every single weekend so you can give me the pleasure I need. I'm sure you can find somewhere to send Spike while I'm down there because our activities should not take place around children.

For now these meetups will only be on weekends but I'm hoping a war will break out that Shining will die in so that we can become full-time "friends."

Longing for Your Horn,

Princess Cadence

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To the sexiest sister-in-law in the world,

I too fantasize about our time together in the caves and I do look forward to your visits. Don't worry, I'll send Spike off somewhere. I am glad I was able to fulfill your needs but I'm not thrilled you want my brother to die in a war. Next time we see one another, I'm giving it to you rough, got it?

Hoping to see you soon,

Twilight

Comments

[Cloudy Arrow]

Dear StormLuna,
Man unpleasant correspondence is so AWESOME!!! THANK YOU STORMLUNA!!! *Bearhugs StormLuna* Also 3 questions, In the Crystalling will Flurry Heart turn out to be the child of Cadance & Twilight?, In keep calm and Flutter on will we have a letter from Discord? & In 3's a crowd will Twilight and Cadance go to the StarSwirl Museum or Will they be Screwing? Now if you excuse me I Have a divorce to make happen so I can Have my Stallion!
Excited to Finally have my Stallion,
CuddleBug
P.s Thank you Twilight for making my plan so much easier!

[pabrony]

This was too hilarious. I really can't wait for the first EQG letter.

(P.S. Will Sunset be writing letters for Friendship Games, Legend of Everfree and the other specials?)

[StormLuna]

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(P.S. Will Sunset be writing letters for Friendship Games, Legend of Everfree and the other specials?)

She will but I don't want to spoil much of anything and regarding the other specials, the only one I have even watched is Mirror Magic so I would have to actually watch those before I could even write them.

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Also 3 questions, In the Crystalling will Flurry Heart turn out to be the child of Cadance & Twilight?, In keep calm and Flutter on will we have a letter from Discord? & In 3's a crowd will Twilight and Cadance go to the StarSwirl Museum or Will they be Screwing?

I don't want to spoil anything but Discord does have his letters in "Keep Calm and Flutter On" and "Three's a Crowd."

[StormLuna]

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Twinkleshine is one pony who Twilight truly desires and she does like Minuette too although further on down the road you'll find out how she feels about her other "friends" that still live in Canterlot.

[Cloudy Arrow]

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will that be in amending fences?

[StormLuna]

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I suppose I shouldn't have been that obvious but I already have that one written along with a special after episode set of letters. I had a ton of fun doing that one because that is one of my favorite episodes....especially because my favorite BG Pony, Minuette, played such a large role in it....and we finally got to meet Moondancer.