Dear Princess Celestia,
I can not believe that my friends just told that reporter about every single fucking thing that went wrong with the opening. I may not seem it but I am very pissed with them. Now I am going to be honest with you, having raccoons living and working in my Manehattan Boutique is downright disgusting but I'm doing it so that Twilight won't punish me for upsetting Fluttershy.
You know something, Fluttershy ruined her and I know you won't believe this but I honestly wish Twilight would have been a bitch and ran those pesky critters out of my shop. To top it off, thanks to the owner of the building, I had to hire his idiot daughter with glow in the dark teeth! I mean seriously, who the fuck in their right mind has glow in the dark teeth?
Oh and to make matters worse, Manehattan culture apparently finds it hip to have a DJ playing beats in there too so just to stay afloat, I have to have it be a boutique dance club with overgrown rodents serving tea. I swear, I just hope the hell this doesn't make my life too much of a nightmare because if it does, Fluttershy and her little subordinate will be to blame.
Angry Over Everything,
Rarity
Dear Rarity,
Oh joy, now you're going to start bitching instead eh? I should have known that after Twilight wimped out and became a doormat that you would be the next one to start making my life miserable. I can't say as though I'm surprised but at least you didn't make my life miserable from the moment you matured clear up until a couple weeks ago.
I know you are bitching about everything going awry at your boutique but I can think of something that will get your precious little diamond covered ass even more worked up, MORE TAXES! That's right Rarity, since you have the resources to open a third boutique, you can afford to pay more taxes! I look forward to when you have to file your taxes next year and pay out the ass, getting your money is going to be so much fun!
Waiting to Tax You Again,
Princess Celestia
Dear Princess Celestia,
How could you just raise Rarity's taxes when she is opening a new boutique? Don't you know that she will have plenty of operating costs that may not allow her to make massive profits like you think she will? For so long I never imagined that I would say this but I'm going to now. You are greedy for wanting to steal from my friend like that. I suppose I shouldn't expect anything else from you the way you have constantly taxed and fined my parents for things I have done in the past. I honestly think you need to get your priorities straight and find other ponies to tax, not my friends!
Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
To a Crybaby Princess,
Ugh, not this again! Look, I know you're happy to have friends and shit but let me tell you something right now. You listen to me and listen to me good, you DO NOT challenge me and who I desire to tax. Maybe you need to pull your head out of Fluttershy's ass and read up on the tax code. Her opening another shop has put her in a higher tax bracket and if she can't pay, I'll seize all three of them and sell them off to the highest bidder. Feel free to tell her that too because it would be a crying shame if I was to have to seize her businesses now wouldn't it?
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
Page generated in 0.059 seconds
Total duration
936 users online
372,336 hits today, 1,996,259 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
Burn them down. Insurance fraud is popular for failing businesses. She could open one in the Crystal Empire and Celestial wouldn't be able to tax her cause surprise surprise the Empire is it's own separate city state. Any and all taxes would go to Cadence and I'm pretty sure she might like rarity enough to go easy on her.
9093419
Here is the thing, her businesses are not failing. Yes she could open one in the C.E. but if she went easy on Rarity, all other business owners would be irate and perhaps revolt. Also, Cadence may require Rarity to pay her "tribute" to get out of taxes....tribute that both of them are sure to love.
9093433
Or to get revenge on her sister in law for dumping her for Fluttershy
9093462
Well Cadence stopped having anything to do with Twilight, well in that way, after the fiasco on The Iron Will Show. But given that Shining Armor is no longer putting out, Cadence will need a release and Rarity would be easy prey for her.
9094290
Win win in for both
9094295
Yep, Cadence will get a hot marshmallow and Rarity will get pleasure from a nice, long horn.