Unpleasant Correspondence

by StormLuna

Buckball Season

To the Victorious Ponyville Buckball Team,

You guys were awesome! It must have felt really great to crush Appaloosa, especially after Braeburn had been boasting for weeks nonstop how his team would beat Ponyville. Don't worry, when we get home we'll throw a huge party for you three.

Sincerely,

Applejack and Rainbow Dash

P.S. Fluttershy, if you just have to bring Twilight could you make sure she behaves? After how she yelled at that yak, we don't want her making a scene, alright?

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To Applejack and Rainbow Dash,

We will admit, we were nervous to play them but once we decided not to think about it, we did great. Yes defeating Appaloosa felt great but hopefully next time we won't have to rally to win. Next time we want to truly crush them. We want to crush Braeburn, Bulk Biceps' sister and that blue unicorn.

Sincerely,

The Victorious Ponyville Buckball Team

P.S. Don't worry you two, I whipped Twilight when she misbehaved so I doubt she will act up again unless she wants me to beat her with chains. - Fluttershy

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Dear Snails,

I just want to let you know that I am making buckball a professional sport and all players will be paid well. I'm doing this because I do not want you living off the system and since he is a good friend of yours, I'm certain you will keep Snips from living off the system as well.

While you and your teammates will suddenly be raking in big bits, 7 figure incomes, you will be pushed into a rather high tax bracket. Don't worry, even being taxed 80% won't hurt you that much! Now be sure and inform your teammates about this, I doubt they want to die of shock when they have to file their taxes.

Waiting to Tax You,

Princess Celestia

P.S. Failure to pay your taxes will result in immediate seizure of all property and a permanent lunar off-season.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

If I just don't think about it I won't have to pay the taxes, right?

Never Thinking About Anything,

Snails

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Dear Princess Celestia,

I just don't get it, why would the writers put Fluttershy in an episode and not me? Why would they send her off somewhere and not me? I am honestly afraid because I kind of left the castle and went to Sugarcube Corner without her permission. I just hope she won't find out because I don't want her bringing out the chains.

Afraid,

Princess Twilight Sparkle

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To the Biggest Doormat of All Time,

Seriously, you are afraid because you went to Sugarcube Corner without Fluttershy? You know something, I'm going to tell Fluttershy that not only did you leave the castle without her permission but you went to Sugarcube Corner alone too. Why am I going to do this? I'm going to do it to spite you. I don't like what you have become so I figure you deserve to be punished. Have fun getting beat with chains Twily!

Sincerely,

Princess "Nopony Controls Me" Celestia

P.S. I know the measurements down there and Sugarcube Corner is only 99 feet away from the spa so I will put emphasis on that when I tell her too!

Comments

[Speedy Silverstreak]

Twilight. Run. Just run and don't stop. Hell take Angel bunny hostage and claim he will not return alive unless Shy is nicer.

[StormLuna]

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I bet you never thought that Twilight would wind up being the victim of a controlling and abusive relationship with Fluttershy not that long ago.

[Speedy Silverstreak]

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Are you kidding?! It's always the quiet ones you watch out for.

[StormLuna]

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Bet you never thought you'd see Twilight be her doormat though.

[Speedy Silverstreak]

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I figured since her previous owners, I mean friends said she was a sub she would become a doormat for Shy. Speaking of how would her old owners, I mean friends react to this?

[StormLuna]

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Before too long one of them will find out and let's just say that she is going to try and seduce Twilight and give her advice to dump Fluttershy.....I'm not going to reveal which one it is though.

[sykko]

I'm half-expecting an episode of Ponyville cops where the neighbors call in a report of a domestic disturbance and when they arrive, there is a lumped up Twilight in the corner crying and a drunken, ranting Fluttershy in a dirty wife beater getting pulled outside.

[StormLuna]

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Fluttershy would do something like that too. Hell I think something like that would make a great side story.

[Love able chaos]

Wow 80% of taxes tia wow you greedy bitch.

[StormLuna]

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Celestia isn't greedy, she just wants the rich to pay their fair share!