Unpleasant Correspondence

by StormLuna

Week 7 Hiatus Special: A Direct Order from Celestia

Dear Twilight,

I am issuing you a direct order and if you fail me, you can forget about us ever completely restoring our mother/daughter relationship. I am issuing you a direct order to go and abduct Fluttershy and haul her to your dungeon. Once you have her down there, you are to keep her as a prisoner for six months and torture her on a daily basis, hell twice a day if you so wish.

I am ordering this because that little bitch had a very libelous letter about me printed in every single newspaper in the country. Can you believe that she would accuse innocent little me of screwing my students? Can you believe that she would accuse innocent little me of screwing any random mare that comes along? Come on, I know I can be a bitch at times but the nerve of her. All just because I chose repairing our relationship over putting out for her.

Now not only am I thinking we should punish her via six months of torture. I am thinking that we need to write our own letter and have it published all across Equestria. I think that we need to see to it that everypony knows that what she wrote not only libelous towards me but also advocated a rebellion and brought up a fucking republic. What do you say Twilight, shall we make everypony hate that little bitch more than they already do?

Hoping to Trash Fluttershy's Reputation,

Princess Celestia

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Dear Princess Celestia,

I am all for it! I am all for us printing a letter that will go into detail about how Fluttershy broke my heart by cheating on me with Dr. Fauna. Hell I think we should trash her reputation as well. I am still pissed she did this and while I know you want me to be civil towards her, since you brought this up, nothing is off limits, nothing!

Ready to Trash Fluttershy's Reputation,

Princess Twilight Sparkle

Comments

[Speedy Silverstreak]

Welp. I'm getting my lawn chair and cracking open my whiskey to watch this go down

[StormLuna]

9351324

Well the upcoming weeks are going to be VERY entertaining!

[Speedy Silverstreak]

9351330
Screw it. Getting the shine.

[MDCommissioner]

[ponybird21]

And THIS is when shit hits the fan.

9351324
Mind if I join you with my own chair?

[Speedy Silverstreak]

9351449
Go right ahead. It's BYOL of course
Bring Your Own Liquor

[StormLuna]

9351449

The next three weeks are going to be fun, very fun....especially week 10.

[ponybird21]

9351545
*Carrying Vodka Bottles* got it covered.

[invinible]

9356323

Than by technically, Fluttershy is that verse would still be a virgin as the definition of virgin is "someone whom has never had sexual intercourse".

And since sexual intercourse requires a penis for it to be preform and neither could have had a penis by staying as mares than they couldn't have done sexual intercourse.

[StormLuna]

9362320

Didn't you read the part about horn sex? In my ponyverse, a majority of mares are lesbians and when it comes to unicorns, horn sex is what is used for sexual experiences. If the horn is long enough, which there are spells to make them so, that is how mares can penetrate fully and take another mare's virginity away from her.

In my ponyverse, a majority of the mares are lesbians and if you use futa on a mare, she really isn't a mare anymore, is she? So the horn sex DID take her virginity away.

[invinible]

9362372

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/virgin?s=t

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/sexual-intercourse?s=t

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/coitus

[StormLuna]

9362710

Look, I don't need your links for definitions, I'm not stupid you know. I find it kind of funny how you are getting so damn technical on a pony FICTION site. Yep, FICTION! I'm not sure if you know what the word means but I'll be nice and not insult you by sharing a link to the definition.

I already explained my ponyverse to you and I don't think I need to again. Now I am going to say this just once, this is the way my ponyverse is so deal with it. Any further attempts on your part to challenge what constitutes as what takes virginity away in MY ponyverse will go unanswered so just drop it, ok?

[sykko]

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The concept of virginity is nothing more than an outdated medieval concept meant to shame women(or in this case mares) who enjoy sex. The whole breaking the hymen thing is a myth as the hymen is the lining of the vagina, not a barrier and it can be damaged, torn or even ruptured by many things including sex, sports or other physical activity, falling down. Ask any gynecologist about the female anatomy or look up any anatomy book concerning female anatomy. I prefer to see it as the level of sexual experience.